要寫(xiě)好演講稿，首先必須要了解聽(tīng)眾對(duì)象，了解他們的心理、愿望和要求是什么，使演講有針對(duì)性，能解決實(shí)際問(wèn)題。我們?nèi)绾尾拍軐?xiě)得一篇優(yōu)質(zhì)的演講稿呢？接下來(lái)我就給大家介紹一下如何才能寫(xiě)好一篇演講稿吧，我們一起來(lái)看一看吧。

幽默英語(yǔ)故事演講稿3分鐘 幽默英語(yǔ)故事短文篇一

once he goes to a cinema. it is the first time for him to do that. he buys a ticket and goes in. but after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again.

after a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket.

but a girl asks him,“why do you buy so many tickets? how many friends do you meet?”

“no, i have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

湯姆是個(gè)小孩， 他才7歲。

當(dāng)他去電影院的時(shí)候。那時(shí)他第一次去。他買了張票進(jìn)去了。 但沒(méi)過(guò)兩三分鐘他就出來(lái)了，然后買了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。

幾分鐘后他又出來(lái)買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鐘后他又出來(lái)買票。

一個(gè)女的問(wèn)她，“你為什么要買那么多票啊? 你見(jiàn)到了幾個(gè)朋友?"

"沒(méi)有， 我里面沒(méi)朋友， 但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門的時(shí)候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"

幽默英語(yǔ)故事演講稿3分鐘 幽默英語(yǔ)故事短文篇二

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there was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. there werethree parrots in the shop. one was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000.

the customer asked the owner, “how come this guy is $5,000? that?s so expensive for this kindof parrot.”

the owner said, “because i have trained him and he can talk.”

so the customer asked him, “how about this guy? what can he do that makes him so expensive?”

the owner said, “well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. that?s why he?s so expensive.”

then the customer said, “how about the third one? what canhe do that makes him so expensive?”

the owner of the shopsaid, “i don?t know. normally, i have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! but the other two call him ?the boss.?”

有個(gè)人到一間商店買鸚鵡。店里有三只鸚鵡，其中一只賣五千元，另一只賣一萬(wàn)元，還有一只賣三萬(wàn)元。

顧客問(wèn)老板：「為什么這只要賣五千元?這個(gè)價(jià)錢對(duì)這種鸚鵡來(lái)說(shuō)太貴了!」

老板說(shuō)：「因?yàn)槲矣杏?xùn)練他講話。」

顧客又問(wèn)：「那這只呢?他會(huì)做什么?為什么要賣這么貴?」

老板說(shuō)：「他除了會(huì)說(shuō)話之外，還會(huì)表演一些有趣的動(dòng)作，好比說(shuō)跳舞等等，所以才賣這么貴。」

顧客接著又問(wèn)：「那第三只呢?他會(huì)做什么?為什么要賣這么貴?」

老板說(shuō)：「我不知道。我從沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)他講話、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒(méi)看過(guò)他跳舞，什么都沒(méi)有!不過(guò)另外兩只叫他：『老板!』