環球小姐用英文形容男性
Miss Universe's Last Question
環球小姐最后一題
Question: MS America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS america: Well, I can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.
美國小姐:美國的男性器官象紳士。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman...
美國小姐:因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立……
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:西班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or tor(bull).
西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官象流言。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴里傳到另一張嘴里。
(Applause! Applause! Standing ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象賊。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走后門。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS India: Well, I can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
印度小姐:印度的男性器官象勞力。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐:因為日夜勞“做”。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:馬來西亞小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.
馬來西亞小姐:馬來西亞的男性器官象proton牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐:看起來很硬(造型類似honda)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐:總是沖進場,提前15分鐘出場。
(Applause! Applause !Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:中國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS China: Well, I can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.
中國小姐:中國的男性器官象航天飛機。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes...
中國小姐:雖然不大,但幾分鐘內就可以把你送上云端……
Miss Universe's Last Question
環球小姐最后一題
Question: MS America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS america: Well, I can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.
美國小姐:美國的男性器官象紳士。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman...
美國小姐:因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立……
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:西班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or tor(bull).
西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官象流言。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴里傳到另一張嘴里。
(Applause! Applause! Standing ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象賊。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走后門。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS India: Well, I can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
印度小姐:印度的男性器官象勞力。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐:因為日夜勞“做”。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:馬來西亞小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.
馬來西亞小姐:馬來西亞的男性器官象proton牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐:看起來很硬(造型類似honda)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐:總是沖進場,提前15分鐘出場。
(Applause! Applause !Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: MS China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:中國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MS China: Well, I can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.
中國小姐:中國的男性器官象航天飛機。
Question: How can you say so?
問:為什么呢?
MS China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes...
中國小姐:雖然不大,但幾分鐘內就可以把你送上云端……