生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕5

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　　早上好

　　萊納德

　　Good morning,leonard.

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　　我們開車去上班的路上

　　yeah.

　　we're gonna

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　　要在陶瓷大庫房[家居專賣店]停一下

　　Have to stop by pottery barn on the way to work.

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　　我在那里買了星戰床單

　　I bought these star wars sheets,

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　　但躺在這上面實在是太刺激了

　　But they turned out to be much too stimulating

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　　我根本不能安心睡著

　　To be compatible with a good night's sleep.

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　　黑武士盯著我看

　　我很不爽

　　I don't like the way darth vader stares at me.

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　　我不去上班了

　　I'm not going to work.

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　　就算你的研究生涯這幾年里毫無建樹

　　Oh,just because your career's been stagnant

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　　那也沒必要放棄啊

　　For a few years,that's no reason to give up.

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　　謝爾頓

　　我整晚都沒睡

　　Sheldon,i was up all night

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　　我在用自由電子激光束

　　Using the new free-electron laser

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　　做X射線散射實驗

　　For x-ray diffraction experiment.

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　　是不是激光束碰巧把你視網膜烤焦了

　　Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?

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　　沒

　　No.

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　　那你就能開車了

　　快走

　　Then you can drive. let's go.

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　　我不是告訴你了么

　　我現在是晚上工作

　　Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights

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　　你要另外想辦法了

　　And that you'd have to make other arrangements?

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　　是啊

　　You did.

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　　所以

　　And?

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　　我沒辦法

　　I didn't.

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　　走吧

　　Let's go.

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　　晚安

　　謝爾頓

　　Good night,sheldon.

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　　那我怎么去上班啊

　　But how am I going to get to work?

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　　乘公交車

　　Take the bus.

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　　我再也不能乘公交車了

　　I can't take the bus anymore.

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　　車上沒安全帶啊

　　They don't have seat belts,and they won't let you

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　　而且他們不讓我用橡皮繩子把自己拴在座椅上

　　Latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords.

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　　你想用橡皮繩子把自己捆在座椅上

　　You tried to latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords?

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　　我不是想

　　我已經做到了

　　I didn't try. I succeeded.

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　　但不知為什么

　　其他乘客對此很驚慌

　　But for some reason,it alarmed the other passengers

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　　他們讓我滾下車

　　And I was asked to de-bus.

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　　傻孩子

　　Oh,you're a big boy.

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　　你會自己想出辦法的

　　You'll figure it out.

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　　別把我當孩子

　　Don't talk to me like I'm a child.

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　　你現在立刻帶我去退掉星戰床單

　　Now,take me to return

　　my star wars sheets!

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　　佩妮

　　Penny?

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　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　Penny? penny?

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　　謝爾頓

　　你搞什么

　　Sheldon. what is it?

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　　萊納德睡著了

　　Leonard's asleep.

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　　謝謝你的最新更新

　　Thanks for the update.

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　　別

　　等等

　　No. wait.

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　　你一定要開車送我去上班

　　You have to drive me to work.

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　　我看未必

　　Yeah,i really don't think I do.

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　　但我不會開車

　　我也不想坐公交車

　　But I don't drive,and I can't take the bus.

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　　只要你不用那橡皮繩

　　Honey,you'll be fe as long as you don't do

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　　坐公交肯定沒問題的

　　That bungee cord thing,okay?

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　　佩妮

　　Penny.

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　　你不是聲稱我們是朋友嗎

　　Didn't you recently stated that you and I are friends?

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　　是的

　　謝爾頓

　　我們是朋友

　　Yes,sheldon. we are friends.

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　　所以說我在這兒是引用

　　Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand

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　　我們隱含的友誼契約書中的一個重要部分

　　Is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.

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　　幫助

　　The favor.

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　　上帝啊

　　Oh,dear god.

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　　對不起

　　我不是故意

　　I'm sorry,i didn't realize

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　　來打擾你做早晨禱告

　　I was interrupting your morning prayers.

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　　你做完了我們就出發

　　When you're done,we'll go.

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　　謝謝你送我去上班

　　Thank you for driving me to work.

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　　今天是我的休息日

　　謝爾頓

　　You know this is my day off,sheldon.

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　　太好了

　　看來我沒有耽誤你什么事

　　Oh,good. I'm not keeping you from anything.

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　　你的"檢查引擎"燈亮著

　　Your "check engine" light is on.

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　　一般來說

　　這算是提醒你

　　Typically that's an indicator

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　　去檢查引擎

　　To,you know,check your engine.

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　　沒什么事

　　這燈亮了一個月了

　　It's fine. it's been on for,like,a month.

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　　這樣說來的話

　　那你就有更多的理由去

　　Well,actually,that would be all the more reason to...

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　　檢查引擎了

　　You know,check your engine.

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　　謝爾頓

　　我的車沒事

　　Sheldon,it's fine.

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　　如果沒事的話

　　If it were fine,

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　　那這燈就不會亮了

　　The light wouldn't be on.

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　　制造商裝了這個燈

　　That's why the manufacturer installed that light,

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　　就是為了告訴你有問題

　　To let you know it's not fine.

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　　大概是這燈壞了

　　Maybe the light's broken.

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　　有沒有檢查"檢查引擎燈"的燈

　　Is there a "check the 'check engine light' light"?

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　　干嘛

　　What?

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　　試驗表明

　　在開車的時候

　　Studies have shown that performing tasks

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　　某些行為

　　諸如吃東西

　　打電話

　　Such as eating,talking on a cell phone

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　　或者喝咖啡

　　Or drinking coffee while driving

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　　會降低人的反應速度

　　Reduces one's reaction time

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　　就跟喝了一盎司酒精一樣

　　By the same factor as an ounce of alcohol.

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　　你帶酒了嗎

　　Do you have any alcohol?

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　　當然沒有

　　Of course not.

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　　可惜了

　　Too bad.

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　　你要走歐幾里德大道嗎

　　You're going up euclid avenue?

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　　萊納德是從洛斯羅布斯大道開的

　　Leonard takes los robles avenu

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　　隨便他

　　Well,good for leonard.

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　　歐幾里德大道是直線距離

　　的確更近

　　Euclid avenue is shorter as the crow flies,

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　　但是這里有減速坡

　　會極大地降低

　　But it has speed bumps,which appreciably increase

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　　點到點的行駛速度

　　Point-to-point drive time,

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　　所以走這條路實際上更慢

　　Making It the less efficient choice.

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　　但是方向盤是在你手里

　　But you have the conn.

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　　當然了

　　如果你在過減速坡的時候

　　Of course,if you're not going to slow down

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　　不減速的話

　　For the speed bumps,

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　　那我就收回之前的意見

　　I withdraw my previous objection.

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　　我有一個有趣的問題

　　Here's a fun question.

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　　你知道最常見的街道名字是什么嗎

　　Do you know what the most common street name is?

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　　不知道

　　No.

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